Written by Nancy Morgan
June 9, 2008
by Nancy Morgan
Obamamania is sweeping the world as media types, aging hippies and socialists around the world quiver with delight over their new messiah. Barack Obama finally prevailed over the energizer bunny (Hillary), to win the Democrat nomination for president and a new world is coming. The utopians now have a spokesman and his name is Obama.
Next up, Iraq. With a fistful of newly forged treaties backed by heartfelt promises from Iran, the Palestinians and assorted terror groups, Obama will finally bring our troops home from Iraq. The Iraqis, thanks to Obama, will now be free to explore and determine their own culture without the destructive influence of the West. Iran will be effusive in praise of the United States and the rest of the world will like us again. Take that, George Bush.
While Obama is otherwise engaged in saving the planet and ensuring world peace, First Lady Michelle Obama, (who's pet project will carry the catchy label of 'We're All One') will be busy planning a reconciliation fete for all those guys we've dissed in the past. Like Chavez, Castro, and whoever is running Africa at the time. The theme of this week long 'multicultural' celebration is being kept secret but rumors are afoot that Elton John is burning up Google looking for words that rhyme with Kumbaya. Another gold for Elton?
While Obama and Michelle are busy changing the world, Obama's Cabinet won't be letting any grass grow under their feet. Former Congressman and new 'Director of Equity,' Paul Kanjorski will be implementing his new "Reasonable Profits Board" in which the government will determine whether or not a companies profits are excessive. And Maxine Waters, (title still being determined) will be working out the mechanics of nationalizing the oil companies and the airline industry.
Meanwhile, Vice-President Jesse Jackson will be working feverishly on his 10 point plan to abolish racism, having promised Michelle to have it ready in time for her 'multicultural fete.'
Finally, with Obama leading the way, America will experience real change. The politics of meaning will replace reality. The playing field will be levelled and America will stand alongside all the diverse cultures of the world as their equal. Finally, America will get what it deserves.
Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina.